032: you're doing amazing, sweaty

paris hilton, the olsens, and working it out on the remix

After a year of committing to the Paris and Nicole workout routine (a.k.a. doing absolutely nothing), I finally joined Equinox. Something I never thought I’d do—but desperate times call for expensive measures. I was in a rut. Once upon a time, I was a dedicated yogi, then a Pilates devotee, and then… nothing. For nearly a year, my only cardio was shopping. And while power-walking through Bergdorf’s does count for something, it was time to get back in the game.

Even though the workouts are exhausting, the hardest part is finding the three hours it seems to take just to go to the gym. The locker room ritual, the group fitness class, the sauna session, the post-workout smoothie—by the time it's over, I practically need a nap. That said, I feel significantly better, which is annoying but true.

But let’s get to the real issue here: WTF do you wear to the gym?